<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979497746880971641</id><updated>2012-02-16T03:14:55.050-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ballard comma bachelor</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>josh ballard</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12459120856922982089</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979497746880971641.post-3270944112844402237</id><published>2010-08-19T15:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-19T15:36:32.525-07:00</updated><title type='text'>an elegy for ryan anderson whose internets is too slow to even watch this probably</title><content type='html'>&lt;object style="background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/k0lcGXh57cg/hqdefault.jpg&amp;quot;);" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k0lcGXh57cg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k0lcGXh57cg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;may your voyage to avoid social complacency be swift and true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6979497746880971641-3270944112844402237?l=ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/feeds/3270944112844402237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/08/elegy-for-ryan-anderson-whose-internets.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/3270944112844402237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/3270944112844402237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/08/elegy-for-ryan-anderson-whose-internets.html' title='an elegy for ryan anderson whose internets is too slow to even watch this probably'/><author><name>josh ballard</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12459120856922982089</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979497746880971641.post-3878190640059149315</id><published>2010-07-30T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-30T07:17:58.578-07:00</updated><title type='text'>no sleep til lockport.</title><content type='html'>from 3pm to 10pm it will be 1997.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;beastie boys - ill communication !&lt;br /&gt;pavement - slanted and enchanted !&lt;br /&gt;slowdive - souvlaki space station !&lt;br /&gt;london suede - coming up !&lt;br /&gt;morrissey - viva hate !&lt;br /&gt;morrissey - your arsenal !&lt;br /&gt;rem - monster !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enjoy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6979497746880971641-3878190640059149315?l=ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/feeds/3878190640059149315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/07/no-sleep-til-lockport.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/3878190640059149315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/3878190640059149315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/07/no-sleep-til-lockport.html' title='no sleep til lockport.'/><author><name>josh ballard</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12459120856922982089</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979497746880971641.post-7462344858980480856</id><published>2010-02-24T08:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-24T09:27:00.491-08:00</updated><title type='text'>crazy heart, or how i would like to be jeff bridges when i grow up</title><content type='html'>I saw Crazy Heart this weekend. With my mom. I was tense most of the time because I expected awful things to happen, and you have to understand my mom would react just when someone threw up. But I liked the idea of driving around Texas and New Mexico in a '78 Chevy Suburban (and having a Gretsch Country Gentleman) and playing Bowling Alleys. And then meeting Maggie Gyllenhaal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Earlier in the day my mom had been talking about how her mom used to drive from Michigan down to Texas every year in a Chevy Suburban towing a 30' airstream. I was a party to a few of these trips when I was two or three, but I have no memory of the Suburban. I think she eventually lost it to a tornado.&lt;br /&gt;So now while I'm sitting idly at my desk I'm picturing my grandmother driving her Suburban through the clouds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps a future waits for me as an itinerant country legend.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6979497746880971641-7462344858980480856?l=ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/feeds/7462344858980480856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/02/crazy-heart-or-how-i-would-like-to-be.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/7462344858980480856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/7462344858980480856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2010/02/crazy-heart-or-how-i-would-like-to-be.html' title='crazy heart, or how i would like to be jeff bridges when i grow up'/><author><name>josh ballard</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12459120856922982089</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979497746880971641.post-6527881333213210575</id><published>2009-06-09T13:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T13:38:54.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>blog</title><content type='html'>june ninth of the 2009th year of our lord. my 28th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this morning i was awakened or awokened by my cat, followed by much thunder.&lt;br /&gt;i sat and looked at the cat staring back at me for awhile.&lt;br /&gt;then i got up and we ran towards the bathroom. that's where the cat food is.&lt;br /&gt;took a quick shower and then watched the lightning from the kitchen window.&lt;br /&gt;when that got boring i got dressed, made some coffee and then ran to catch the bus.&lt;br /&gt;a pretty typical morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i need to find a dustpan. or i need to think of more things i need to find so i won't be traveling an unreasonable distance for just one dustpan. maybe a new broom would be nice. how about one with a wooden handle?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6979497746880971641-6527881333213210575?l=ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/feeds/6527881333213210575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/6527881333213210575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979497746880971641/posts/default/6527881333213210575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ballardcommabachelor.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog.html' title='blog'/><author><name>josh ballard</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12459120856922982089</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
